A barely Am session!

It just so happens to be my best homies (Chris Ebling) birthday today (he also shares this birthday with his twin Doofy!). I was stoked that Chris came down from Arkansas to visit and skate and celebrate his awesome 21st birthday! So we did the normal which was hit up the local skateboard park in the AM! We decided to hit up the Lewisville park since Chris had not skated it yet. It is always good to have some good board time mixed with friendship. Also I beat Chris at a game of skate! No mercy for the birthday boy!

Chillin for the photo time!

Doofy was rocking the bike today and to be honest it was sweet!

Victor was there as well!

Wes made it out but had some serious board malfunctions! Dam the axle nuts!

Chris should move back to Texas!

Save this Date! Oh I will Kyndal I will!

So some friends of mine are getting married. And you know that is a great thing. I have had one heck of a great time being married so far. I mean its like the best thing that has ever happened to me…..ever…….seriously……I love my wife……..love her lots………..she is standing right here next to me……….right where I want her to be………love…..lots. So I am stoked for Corey and Kyndal. Kyndal and I spent a few exciting years pushing Anchor Blue on all the peeps at The Parks Mall in Arlington. Kyndal and Corey even showed up for my wedding. Which basically forces me to go to their wedding (just kidding). But on top of that they decided to get married on my birthday! May 22 I mean how can I forget that?? Thank God that they took out some insurance and sent me this just to make sure!

This is probably the most exciting thing that I have ever gotten in my mail! I wish it was bigger or had some sort of flashing lights!

Save this date suckers!

Brand New Mustache Art! Art Exchange Program!

I am at the age where I want to spread myself out in new and exciting things! Painting is something I am horrible at but I enjoy doing for some reason. I also enjoy the mustache so I brought the two together in a hot marriage of sexy creativity! So I am sharing some of my mustache art with you and the world! I hope that my mustaches bring some happiness to your life.

If you want to get in on the art exchange program just send me your address by Tuesday cause that is when some art is heading out. Email me at lastinnovation@hotmail.com!

TheMostMediocre Business Cards!

Keep your eyes open for hot new things from the man behind TheMostMediocre! I am excited about my new business cards of coarse I ripped off the movie The Goods just a little bit!

Now you got to put all the pieces together!

Owl Collection: The Cat Owl

Our owl collection is always growing and as it grows you tend to see some trends in the owls you find. Here is what we call a “Cat Owl” sometimes the ears just don’t seem right and an owl ends up sort of looking like a cat?? It is weird but here is the proof!

I have no idea what this thing is for but it is a pretty sweet “Cat Owl”!

Are you still curious about who is the newest sponsor of TheMostMediocre?

Lotto Madness!

Lets just say that most days when you pass by me on the street or riding my skateboard I am thinking about one thing! Lotto! How sweet would that be? I mean doesn’t everyone have the occasional Lotto fantasy? God knows I do. I mean what would I do with a grand a week for 20 years or 4 million dollars or 45 million dollars or 4 bucks! I mean some of my closer friends know about the MOMO Ranch. Or my riding hippopotamus fun time fantasy. I think I would have a lot of fun with a lot of money something like the Fantasy Factory but a little more R rated! Skateboard ramps, fire works, Nerf guns, flat screen tvs, polyester jeans, dreadlocks, and lots and lots of cool stuff!

Today I only won like 4 bucks but it is a start!

Who the heck would want to sponsor TheMostMediocre?

Two more days till you can find out who is down with TheMostMediocre, unless you can guess! Give it your best shot!

I might be Mediocre but my Sponsors aren’t!

So I have been throwing around the idea of Sponsors for the blog. It might sound crazy or maybe ego driven or maybe even stupid. But the way I see it I just want to share my blog with like minded individuals. People who enjoy my blog might just enjoy my Sponsors! I mean look at www.fixedlove.com this is a fixed gear/mustache/art/awesome site where you can find everything you ever needed and didn’t have. Not to mention a sweet mustache!

Then there is my friend/tattoo artist/awesome being Matt Headley! He just so happens to have a tattoo shop in Wichita, Kansas and it is called Red Sea Tattoo. If you ever hit the state of Kansas or the city of Wichita this is the place to get some sweet ink. Matt might also share with you the locations of some of the best places to eat in Wichita. Make the trip to visit this fun city! And trust me Matt will tattoo you till you can’t take it anymore (it has happened to me before). Matt doesn’t know he is an official sponsor of TheMostMediocre but he will now!

Juma is the brain child of my buddies Matt and Justin Greer! They have been sponsoring me since the beginning and they have been skating with me for way too long. If you are looking for the sweetest griptape ever then hit them up and make your grip dreams come true. Thanks guys for mediocre and for helping me out and putting me on griptape! Lets make some TheMostMediocre griptape and sell it to the world!

My latest sponsor has got me pretty stoked! But I am going to stretch it out and make it an exciting adventure to find out. Here is a hint to what will becoming in the future!!!!!!!

Writing a blog has given me a ton of good times and I hope to share those good times with my sponsors/homies/friends. It ain’t about getting rich it is about getting famous! It ain’t really about getting rich or famous it is just about fun. Or maybe it is about being famous and rich and having a good time! TheMostMediocre will be having one heck of a fun year and it has just begun!