Sometimes mustaches go over the rainbow bridge. When a mustache dies an angel losses its wings and falls to earth in a bloody pool of sadness.

I know it might be hard to believe but I am not the only man with a mega tight mustache. There are a few other men out there that have the guts to go for mustache glory! But sometimes and really no one knows why this happens but these same strong men loose the drive to carry such a heavy burden. Now I call any man with a mustache my friend but this man is my actual friend.

Now we can all see the mustache this man wears and trust me he wears it well. But something happened and when it did an angel died big time!

Derek grow your mustache back and save an angel.