Forgot to Blog!

So here I am again. It might sound crazy but I forgot about my blog again. I have been busy with work, twins, skateboarding, and Mediocre Skateboards!

I just get all side tracked. I mean I love TheMostMediocre! I have burned it down, started over, been serious, and been silly.

Now I am bald mostly cause I hate my grey hair and have a fantasy of head tattoos! But what does the future hold? Maybe more grey hair, babies, skateboards, and hopefully more blogs.

Long Live TheMostMediocre!

Wishing I was home or not in a hotel room!

When you are nowhere near home it makes home seem that much farther away. You can’t eat at your normal food spots. You can’t watch Netflix or chase a pug around. Your in a foreign land and it just keeps you from doing the things you need to be doing.

But I do get a lot of time to catch up on the last season of Top Shot. Now I would rather be working on my tailslides or filming some excitement for my mustache sponsor me video.

The mustache is still popular up here but misses it’s local fans. Now if I can just figure out how to get food after 5pm in Clayton, Missouri I would be doing alright. Everyone better be ready for me to get home so we can make something fun happen!!

Long Live Texas!

Where the heck is St. Louis?

I wasn’t sure what St. Louis was going to be like. I mean I know they have that giant arch thing and that well that really is all I know about St. Louis. Since I have been here I have not learned much else. I have noticed that the license plate says it’s the “Show Me State” no clue what that means but sounds interesting.

But I am in what appears to be a pretty nice hotel room. With a horrible view!

I have yet to find a skateboard park anywhere in St. Louis!! And I can’t find a place to eat that is open past 5 pm!! I am in some weird twilight zone business district that is closed down and abandoned by 5 pm! I do have a large T.V.

I hope that at some point in the next 55 days I get to use this thing.

And they also label the shower cause the bathtub is too confusing!

Long Live Texas!

I am bad luck for my car. Long live the Yaris!

So three days before my exciting trip to Kansas to hand deliver my Get Rad Art Show Boards to Matt at Red Sea Tattoo. I ran over a median and destroyed two tires. I can’t actually explain what happened. I would say a miss judgement of distance and speed best explains what happened. I wacked the median and blew out both tires on the drivers side and felt like a dork. I just about took out my wife and twins before they got a chance to experience what will most likely be one heck of a great time on earth.

Now luckily for me I had some super help and got those tires fixed. This allowed me to continue what I knew would be and what turned out to be the most amazing Kansas trips to date. It involved public pools, art, skateboards, skate shops, record shops, food, and diving boards! But things almost took a turn towards disaster and devastation.

On the way home in the not so great state of Oklahoma cruising down the dark and scary freeway at about 80 miles an hour a giant tire monster or a hobo jumped out of the darkness and smashed into my car. Luckily I was “awake” but stayed calm and didn’t wreck the car. I can’t say the same for my sleeping co-pilot that woke up screaming like a girl and asking “What the heck happened?” “Did we hit something?” “Is that blood?”. But for all possible later court proceedings he didn’t see anything. We kept trucking along and made it to a gas station about an hour later to find my bumper hanging on for dear life. Missing a few parts but the Yaris made it back home.

Long Live the Yaris!

Gangster ‘stache!

Hoes on your shirt is Gangster.

Dr.Pepper is Gangster.

Hats with the tags still on is Gangster.

Tattoos are Gangster.

Dragons are Gangster.

Mustaches are Gangster.

The toy aisle at the Gangster shop near the Kroger that is Gangster is Gangster.

Long hair is Gangster.

Making a gun with your hand is Gangster.

Taking pictures in a store before you pay for the items while making Gangster poses is Gangster.

Geoff Rowley SPV Vans Shoe Review and other things!

I love shoes. I mean seriously I love shoes. I would marry a pair of shoes if it was legal to do so in the United States of America. I like new shoes. I enjoy new shoe technology. I like shoe laces, insoles, and tongues. I mean a new pair of shoes can change the way I look at the world. I love me some shoes.

So I got me some shoes cause I was in need of some new excitement in my life. I had a few shoes in mind but in the end I picked up a pair of those new Geoff Rowley SPV Vans. I got the black suede pair even though my heart wanted the all black ones. The black suede just felt better.

So these things are suppose to be extra light and super flexible, and let me tell you they are. These are by far the lightest and most flexible ready to go out the box shoes I have ever had.

It also has a sweet reverse waffle sole. I think this is want gives it the mega board feel. Now if you love some serious board feel with your shoes then these are your new shoes. I am always down for some thin shoes. I don’t really dig cup sole stuff anymore.

I only have one negative thing to say about these bad boys and that actually has to do with the mega board feel. I am 33 now and my feet feel like they are 65. And to be honest if I land primo in these suckers I am heading home early from the skate park. These guys are extra thin and even with a pretty nice insole you feel everything. But this is a very minor thing. Some people love that fear it helps them land every trick.

My personal rating for the Geoff Rowley SPV is a 7.5 out of 10. This is a cool shoes from Vans and totally worth picking up. If your in a hurry and need to pick these suckers up hit up Index!

What might be considered mild bulldog torture or super awesome stuff for cuteoverload.com!

I will deny any involvement in the possible torture or over load of cuteness that is this photo. I am sure that Paw hates me but it’s his own fault for being so dang cute and ugly at the same time!

Did anyone notice that they built some In and Out Burgers in the DFW area?

Holly Crap Son! They built some In and Out Burgers in the area where I sort of live and I am excited. Okay I know that this blog is like a month or three late but whatever! I was in California right before they finished the first two In and Outs in Allen and Frisco so I ate as much as I could before returning home. I knew that these In and Outs were going to be busy beyond belief! Cause they are busy as all heck in California where there are like a million of them.

If you don’t have the In and Out locator app on your iPhone then you suck! Also they are building one even closer to my crib. If they didn’t discriminate against both facial hair and tattoos I would totally work there!

Here is the In and Out Dallas location. I never once thought I would really be saying that. I remember the first time I had In and Out on a skate trip in California and I would joke about driving to Phoenix cause it was the closest In and Out. I am just saying that these places are yummy to an extreme. Great fries, awesome lettuce and tomato that actually taste like they should, and darn good burgers served by well shaven non tattooed people.

Adam met me for In and Out and loved it.

Twin Belly on my Wife!

I have been slacking on my blog….that is usually about mustaches, skateboards, shoes, owls, and things that make you say “what?” and run-on sentences! But I might need to mention the fact that I am having some twin baby girls with my wife. If you have not already heard the news. If you want to buy us stuff just look on the target baby registry and search our names Samantha or Matthew Osborn!!

Also my wife just so happens to write a blog that is much better then mine it is called lostinreno.wordpress.com!! She shares baby news, hate, funny, love, things about me, kid stuff, and political satire.

Support the Mediocre Twins Now!!

I was wondering if we could be friends again?

I was wondering if you weren’t busy next week you could swing by the crib and punch me in the face (because I deserve it) then we could be friends again? I am just saying it would be sweet if we could skate some again, I still need to figure out tail slides, also my birthday is right around the corner, and switch flips/nollie flips are still giving me issues. Also I can be a douche bag. I take things too personal and carry my heart on my sleeve. Most of the time I put my foot in my mouth and the rest of the time I put my foot in my mouth all the time. So think about it ………… I mean I understand if you think I suck. I deserve that as well but maybe we can have some AM sessions or skate the funny curb or write some blogs or whatever. Let me know.