Wedding Update!!! Get in on the Party!

So I know that you are all excited about our up coming wedding at Screams!!!! I hope that everyone is ready for a good time as well as some scary times! The basic idea is that we will be having a wedding/cake/drinks/haunted houses at Screams. Our actual reception will be the following day at my buddy Adam’s shop in Haltom City. Some of you crazy guys and gals already know the notorious shin digs that have gone down at said shop. It should be a fun time with BEER/HORSE SHOES/FOOD/BEER/ZOMBIE MOVIES/BEER/FUN/ SKATEBOARDING/CRAZY STORIES! Everyone is invited not only to the wedding but also to this wedding party! Come on out and have a great time!!!

All right I had to put a picture in here just for the heck of it. Here is the address for the Party Location: 5126 Broadway Haltom City TX 76117 . Google Map this thing and get some super sweet directions. If for some reason you can’t find it or are having a hard time give me a ring or text.

Party Occasion: Matt and Sam’s Wedding Bash!

Party Location: 5126 Broadway Haltom City TX 76117

Party Time: November 1st at 4:00 pm.

BYOB if you want to bring something special! Cause we will only have cheap beer!

A 1% Chance to Live!

I am sure if you are a skateboarder or just like to watch the insane stuff that goes down on the berrics then you already know all about Nick Mullins. Of coarse if you have not been to the berrics then this is your chance to hear Nick Mullins story.

CLICK ON THIS!

I wanted to do what I could to share this story with all the people out in internet land. Maybe just give the few people who don’t skate but who check out my blog a chance to hear his story. I wouldn’t know what to do if skateboarding was taken away from me like this or if I was unable to afford a surgical procedure that could save my sight.

Please check out the videos and Nick’s story and if you can help please do. I am getting a shirt as soon as they are available.

Nick’s Skating.

Nick’s Update.

Nick’s Shirt.

I think it’s a frontside flip but I know it’s Shane.

Shane barely made it into the Es Game of Skate at Index but in the end made it to the fourth round and the website!

Now I think this pic is sweet but Shane described it as “gay” either way its sick when you make the website. Index and Lakai might owe him some photo incentive.

A very sweet tattoo!

So it took me way too long to finish this tattoo with Josh at Saints and Sinners. I always seemed to wack my shin skating or have to work. In the end I am super stoked on how this thing turned out. Death or Mustache!

Join The Mediocre Mustache and Beard Club of Dallas!

I have been thinking about this for a long time and finally want to get around to it. The Mediocre Mustache and Beard Club!

I recently read up about The World Beard and Mustache competition and got stoked on hearing about the USA Beard and Mustache Team. I looked around and found out there is no Dallas or Fort Worth Chapter so hopefully in time this can be it.

Every great journey must start with one small step and this is it the Mediocre Mustache and Beard Club starts today! I have imagined a place where like minded, facial hair sporting gentlemen can get together and discuss facial hair.

This is just the beginning of a mighty future. Hopefully this can lead to some sweet times, parties, local contests and awesome mustache/beard moments. First things first we need some members. Here is how this thing is going to start off all you need to be a member of the club is facial hair any sort of beard or mustache. I will need some info from everyone who wants to be a member. Please send me your Name, Address, Phone, Email, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, and a recent picture of you and your facial hair. I need this just to keep everyone in the loop on any Club business! I will not be passing out your info to telemarketers. Send your info and Pictures and any other questions to mediocremandbclub@hotmail.com!

Click here to find out what style mustache/beard that you have!

Do you have what it takes!? Lets get this thing started!! If you don’t have facial hair pass this on to someone you know that has some!

My “not a real job cause I work in the mall” lanyard!

This is my cool lanyard from work. People always seem to dig it. I have either been given, or found all of these buttons. I paid a dollar for the little gold heart with the red spider web.

I got this sweet button from a mustache fan!

This is my newest addition to my lanyard. It was also given to me from a fan of the mustache! I was super stoked to say the least.

Why don’t I have a job that is a job?

Job : n. work for pay; the type of work one does; a task or duty; something worked on or at

Why don’t I have a job that is a job? I ask myself this question all the time. In my life I have had a lot of different jobs or at least I thought that they were jobs. I am told from time to time that my job is lesser then those of other people.

I have worked at grocery stores, at shoe stores, in malls, at skate parks, building decks, painting fences, and I have always worked hard. I have done my best to provide for my family and myself. I always take a lot of pride in what I do no matter how big or small the task.

I never wanted to be an astronaut or doctor or dentist or  accountant. It might sound super gay but I just always wanted to be happy. Wow that is cheesy but the truth. I have never been that into cash or awesome things mostly just shoes and skateboards which are pretty cheap.

Now you might be asking yourself what the heck am I talking about?? I have a job. I work at a store at the mall that sells guys and gals clothing. I have a cool staff, I generally have a good time, I don’t work too hard or get paid too little. I actually enjoy my job at the mall. What I don’t understand is where people get off telling me that ain’t a decent job? Is it cause I work in the mall? Is it cause I don’t have a degree? Is it cause I don’t make 60 k a year? Is it cause I don’t wear a suit or a tie? I sell ties!

This is my freak out. I am so sick of being looked at funny just cause I work in the MALL! Seriously I have a car, an apartment, satellite cable, a skateboard, VHS Clue Game, tons of Nerf Guns, and a ton of sweet tattoos. I have a rad little family with 3 happy little girls who somehow get everything they want even when I don’t want them to have it. For God’s sake I have 7 bowling bags, and 8 bowling balls! I only have 2 hands! I am like a millionaire if bowling balls were money.

In the end I put my 40ish hours, I pay my taxes and my rent! Hell I have health insurance and 401k! I just don’t get it. I wish that I could get the same respect that I give. I don’t care if you cut grass, tattoo, dig ditches, strip, wait tables, run a major corporation, or work at the mall in the food court ( which is the lowest of all mall jobs). If you live your life and are happy with it then you are blessed.

So I just want to say give the guys and gals in the mall a break we have REAL jobs! We work hard, we clock in and out, and we sell you the fun stuff you enjoy! The world needs ditch diggers and mall employees you couldn’t live without us.

My God have mercy on your soul!

Nerf Arsenal!

Okay all I am saying is do you have as many Nerf Guns as me?? I think not! Who wants to come over and battle it out. Trust me it is fun, and also a healthy way to burn some calories! If you ever see a sweet Nerf gun pick it up and come over. I have also scored a lot of sweet guns at the Thrift stores. Nude Dart Wars 2 coming soon!

Click on this link!

Villains are always rocking the mustache!

MUSTACHE FREEDOM!

A guy I know with a sweet mustache!

So this is The Listener! He is a dope rapper/talk music and the king of house shows! I can’t wait till he comes back to Dallas for a show!