There are a whole lot more too come! I am going to try and just throw them on here randomly! It was the best night of my whole life. And thank you again to Jesse for all the awesome pictures I owe you man!

Here is the August tattoo! She was second in line for a tattoo. Once again forgive the picture but you get the idea!

I decided to go with cupie doll mermaid angel which if you meet August is totally her. I got this up in Wichita, Kansas at Red Sea Tattoo by the famous Matt Headley! Can’t wait till Kansas warms up so that I can go up and visit, get tattoo, shop the antique stores and eat barbeque! There is only 1 girl left to go (Morgan) only time will tell what her tattoo will look like.

So I figured that it was time to get some girls names tattooed on me. I had put it off for long enough! I decided to go from oldest to youngest starting with Ramsey!!

Don’t hate on my bad tattoo pictures. I am forced to take them myself cause Samantha is worse then me at taking any kind of picture. I decided to do all the girls as some kind of cupie doll. Nate did this tattoo out at Funhouse Tattoo in Arlington, Texas. Nate is a super rad dude that everyone should meet before he becomes a professional bowler. Lets go bowling soon, Nate!!!!!!

So as I do from time to time I was looking through the world wide web. I tend to search around trying to expand my mind or just waste time. I have not been on the computer much since well I am trying to get busy living or get busy dying. I stopped by one of my favorite websites “the infamous” Berrics. And to my surprise a old buddy of mine just happen to pop up on the screen, Dug Ketterman. I have to  admit I had to rewind the video just to make sure I had not mistaken Steve Berra for Dug! I then searched him out on myspace, facebook (he doesn’t have one), and the web. He does have his own blog/website/resume that I was stoked to see as well. I can’t honestly tell you if the guy likes me. We worked together for awhile but I hadn’t seen him since the break up with Havik. But it did stoke me out that he is doing what he loves and that is impressive. I think that I have decided that I have a mixture of low self esteem, bad spelling and grammar, mediocre skills (in anything from math, skateboarding, writing, blogging, management skills and just about anything I have tried to do with my life) and little to no ambition. I know this might sound like I am bashing myself but I look at it this way “The world needs ditch diggers.” Not everyone gets to live the dream. So, Dug, I want to wish you all the luck man it really looks like your living the dream. If you end up in Texas again look me up we will skate and I will buy you a beer.

Check out Dug in the Destructing Construction Video!

Get this guy to build your next skate park and tell him TheMostMediocre sent you!

Well this month was one for the record books. I am not sure what I can say about a month like this November. Is it fate, karma, bad luck, or just the way the cookie crumbles. And it didn’t just affect me it affected my whole (new) family. By the 23rd of this month I was worried I might be dead this month and wondered how it could get worse. But remember things can always get worse and this time they did in a big big way. Here is a list of how this month went down!

1. The cool guinea pig died. Damn she was the cool one.

2. Samantha’s child support was lost in the magical land of computer financial transactions. I hate banks! Only rich people like banks and sometimes they don’t like banks either.

3. Had a nervous breakdown revolving around skateboarding and skate shoes. Stress can kill the things that you love if you let it. Screw Transworld buyers guide!

4. Samantha was sick and dying the week of Thanksgiving. Samantha tried so hard to not look like she was close to death. God Bless Her!

5. Stove caught on fire due to candle. I didn’t put the candle on the stove!

6. Dream job turned out to not be dream job. Some places are awesome to shop at and not so great to work at. No hard feelings I loved the chance to work there and will miss the chance to work with something that I love.

7. Got cut 9 days early from dream job and lost over a week of pay. Now that can leave a bad taste in someone’s mouth when they have a family and thought they were doing someone a favor.

8. Found out that my Dad is most likely dead and died over 9 years ago.

9. Drove to Abilene to find out about Dad cause he died in Taylor County. Don’t die in Taylor County they do not keep records. People were not friendly and did not seem to really care that I was searching for my Dad that I had not seen in at least 12 years that may or may not be dead. Just in case your not dead Dad and you are reading this please call me, email me, or have someone call me. If you know my Dad or know what happened to him please contact me!

10. Found out I have to wait 6 to 8 weeks to get any news from Austin about whether or not my Dad is actually dead. They can tell me nothing on the phone and the 20 bucks I have to send them is non refundable no matter what they find.

11. We got a little frozen asian stir fry dinner and August found some sort of meal worm in one of her snap peas. Yes now I can never eat asian food again!!

12. My cell phone broke again!! Thanks HTC you guys make the best phone if people enjoy their phone broken and crappy. I hope that when people google HTC they read this blog and do not buy your phones. I take very good care of my HTC Touch phone since I do not have a ton of money to buy a new phone every three months. I am stoked you fixed my last HTC Touch or sent me a new HTC Touch but if it breaks again within 2 months then you suck!

13. And I can’t forget QT (Quick Trip Gas Stations) for holding 75 dollars in my bank account when I got 3 dollars worth of gas cause I was broke and needed to get to work! I mean I didn’t need that money to pay my cell phone bill, or electric bill, or you know maybe buy the girls dinner!

14. Last but not least my Brother decides to get shot on Saturday!! Ya you heard what I said my Brother (Kevin) got shot taking out the trash at his apartment complex. That was about as stressful as it gets. Luckily it will take more then one bullet to take Kevin out. But I am sure this will only lead to some sort of intense December lets hope that cooler heads prevail.

Am I happy that November is over in about an hour and a half. Yes! I am so stoked that I made it through this month and I can look forward to a much better December. Really if no one gets shot or dies or robs me then I will be fine. Dude I really can only sit back and laugh I mean who had a better November then me??

Books that have anything to do with beards or mustaches are very hard to find. I don’t see why this is?? I mean I could write all day and night about moustaches. Plus any book that is about mustaches has to have a lot of cool pictures or at least artist renditions of mustaches! So any book that I find I buy. Samantha actually found this book for a dollar at half price books!!! What a deal or steal or super steal deal. This book is about the 2003 world beard and mustache championships! If you can find it buy it or ask me if you can borrow it. I love to share.

This is B-rAd, the inventor of the mediocre mustache face warmer. Not only is B-raD an inventor, cyclist, and artist he is also a mustache fanatic! Check out BraD’s fantastic mustache that beats mine every day! Also check out his hot new website! www.fixedlove.com

I think his website has something to do with match making or maybe ( or porn)  bicycles but I am not sure.

Samantha was brave this night and went back in McDonalds to make them fix our order! Brave, Brave woman!

Alright so I have been watching a lot of films this holiday week. No job and No kids leads to some free time to spend watching some exciting new flicks!

Now I love to recommend films to friends and family since I tend to look for movies outside the norm. Things you wouldn’t normally see and things most people would prefer not to watch. Samantha surprised me by getting us something like 8 movies from netflix for the holiday week! We just finished watching a film called Deadgirl!

I had no idea what I was getting myself into. This movie pretty much blew my mind. Just reading the back of the netflix sleeve sort of freaked me out. I wasn’t sure if I was going to put it in or not but Bruno was so horrible that I couldn’t watch it any longer and Deadgirl got a chance to shine. Now this movie is only for the BRAVE!! The very, very, very BRAVE!!!!! This isn’t really a sit down and watch with your new girlfriend type of movie. It is a little more like sit down and watch with your creepy insane wife who likes sick stuff! Get KRUNK and rent this film!!!!!!!!!

In the world of Mustaches we are all brothers. When traveling the world from time to time you come across a fellow mustached fellow! Here I am at the Vans store at Grapevine Mills meeting Tascar the Magnificent. Mustaches will bring peace or certain death either or.

Check out Tascar the Magnificent’ Art Work!