Do you know what this is?

I may or may not have seen a demon? I accidentally left this out of my AM Lazer Session but I have to talk about it cause it scared my pants off. As we were skating at the AM session I took a short break and was standing next to Dillon. While on said break a mighty crazy looking huge freaky demon/bug landed on my arm. Now usually I am a pretty cool customer, it takes a lot to freak me out, but I screamed. This thing was evil looking and huge. Dillon witnessed it land on me and was also startled. I wanted to find the words to describe this thing but fell short so I sketched it out.

It was striped and hairy. It had feathered wings like a bird or a hawk. It had big fly like eyes. A long snout which I think was too steal your soul. A jaw filled with teeth. At least 6 legs maybe more and arms with HUMAN hands. I seriously screamed. It was between then size of a kiwi and a plum. It looked like it might have not been full grown! Dillon will back up this whole thing.

All I am saying is watch out! I don’t know if it is just here searching for souls or looking to make new more powerful demons. Or if you know what kind of bug this is let me know.

The Lazer Light Show at the AM Session!

So the AM session was almost dead since Chris left for Arkansas but somehow the AM session is staying alive. This AM session was dedicated to Sparky aka “Laser Light Show” aka “Big Skeezy” aka “Rough Rider Boom Town”. Sparky basically split town after Havik went under which is what we all should have done. He has been pimping it out in Florida ever since. Sparky is a raw, real, and talented skater. I always enjoyed skating with that guy even if he was twice as good as me. He was visiting in town this week and I was scared I was going to miss hanging with the dude but it all worked out at the AM session. 80% off the old Havik staff showed up to skate the AM session good times!

Dill Dawg, MOMO, Sparky aka “Laser Light Show”

It was all about Sparky’s crazy halfcabs! They were the Laser Light Show. This guy can skate anything, anywhere, and do it dirty.

Dill Dawg and Diamond Dave’s Replacement Skater. Dude I forget his name but Dave told him to come cause he couldn’t. We treated him just like we do Dave with dirty looks.

Mack aka “The Professor” was there but was too cool to skate with us most of the time he just hung with his other homies!

I have third degree burns from this AM Session on 40% of my body!

Sparky aka “Laser Light Show”, Alyx, and Jason at the Teezy Beezy!

I can’t wait to either make it out to Florida or see Sparky aka “Laser Light Show” back in Texas.

The Re-Birth of the AM Session!

So the AM session sort of died. I don’t know what killed it, it could have been me or a combination of a few things. Justin, Matt, Jesse and Mack all live so far away. Shane and Coady only came once. Chris started drinking too much and Dillon wasn’t drinking enough. My new homie Chris sort of disappeared. People got busy with work and some people got busy sleeping in. I started to feel guilty begging people to skate with me for maybe an hour and a half. But I recently felt the urge for another AM session and I thought it might could be the rebirth of the AM session. It didn’t really blow up the first day back. Chris showed up like an hour late and I spent the whole morning with some strange dudes. And I mean STRANGE! One was a rad bearded hippie longboard dude with the weirdest back tattoo ever! The other dude was the kind of guy who can’t ollie high enough to skate the box and his go to trick is pop shuv-it body varial. It was a weird morning!

I was excitied that Chris made it!

Chris took food from strangers!

AM Session Homie Pics!

Here are some pics of the fellows who have made some of the AM sessions. I miss the AM sessions with all this rain and weather and work and sucking at skating! I am bringing them back and I will make sure to bring my camera everytime so I can have some hot AM pics every week.

Dilldawg and Ebling!

Dillion not drinking a beer at the AM session WEIRD?

Dilldawg happy to be in the AM!

Chris said it took him 12 tries to make these pant shorts the right length!

Bring your pillows to the AM session!

Black guys can do the AM as well.

Mack can skate better then me in the AM without his eyes!

Saying goodbye in the AM. Doesn’t that look like Mack is going to touch Chris naughty style!

This was the last fun AM session I had. Harrison is good luck!

Skateboard Photo

Mack took this very rare photo evidence of me riding a skateboard. In all my years of skating I have very little photo or video evidence of any of it. I am like a rare snow leopard. Am Sessions are fun.

Guy with a cool mustache!

So on my way home from the AM sessions I usually stop at Taco Bell for lunch. I like to call it the Teezy Beezy! Nothing usually happens at the Teezy Beezy, except the usual bad service and crazy employees. But today was a little different when I was waiting for my food a fellow Mustache Badass came in. He had a really badass stache and I would have been stoked to get a picture of him for my blog except for the fact he only had four teeth and looked scary as shit!  He did how ever sit in front of me and flash his ass crack!