Value Center find of the Year!

Okay so this is the Value Center!

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Basiclly whenever I go see Matt up at Red Sea Tattoo in Wichita Kansas I stop off at the Value Center. I always seem to walk away with something that makes me smile! From owls, to bowling balls, to suits, whatever I am looking for they have it before I need it. It is just your average sort of thrift store but it must be in the twilight zone cause it is always full of awesome stuff and scary people! I mean it is almost worth the 5 hour trip just for the Value Center! So here is my exciting score from my most recent trip to Kansas with Samantha.

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Ya that right this is a GT Coyote 3!!!!! Not a Coyote 1 or 2 this is a 3 bagger! And it is all powder blue to set it off. I just barely saw this thing sitting up on a high self. It was probably there to stop little kids from breaking their necks in the Value Center. I almost could not control myself when I found it! And as you can see it was only $1.98! It was not a deal just a steal! Ryan (the previous owner) wrote his name 3 times on the bottom of this time and who wouldn’t if they owned a GT Coyote 3! Once back in Dallas I took it by Index to show it off and got the mad hook up from Dameon and Jon who gave me some bushings and bearings! Thanks Guys!

P.S. Keep a look out for my next Coyote blog cause funny things await!

Who is your Battle Commander?

Movies that you SHOULD watch!

Here are some films you should not miss. One action/sci fi flick, one horror film, and a funny zombie epic! Read some then watch some or all!

o_runawayYou think I might like this movie just because of the mustache but that is not true (or at least not the whole truth). This movie has robots, villains (without mustaches but in KISS), heat seeking bullets, hot chicks, explosions, and Tom Selleck ( with a mustache). So please watch this movie I guarantee you will love it. Runaway gets 4 out of 5 mustaches!

changeDo you want to be scared? This movie is the most insane and scary film that I have seen in like ever. I seriously had to wake Samantha up just so I could go potty in the middle of the night. The 80’s were good for horror movies! This thing is 1980 and it is freaking sweet. Please watch this film and get freaked out. And don’t worry this ain’t that Angelina Jolie junk movie! This is the real deal with George C. Scott.

tokyo zombie coverJust watch this film. Do you like to laugh? Do you like Zombies? Do you like stupid people? I can’t help but love this film!

MOMO Shirt I am pimping out Justin and JUMA for all its worth!

mattshirt5 bucks and I will iron it on any shirt you want me to. Or on your mom’s shirt or your little sister’s shirt or your girlfriend’s shirt its up to you!

Relax Gear

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I mean is there really anything wrong with just wearing some comfortable clothes around the house. I mean who am I trying to be hot for! Samantha loves me for who I am not my hot body.

Wacky Mustache Photo Booth Pic

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Look at my funny mustache photo booth pic! I didn’t feel like making mustache look cool so I just took an interesting pic instead.

Screws

“Tap that hoe, and screw that bitch!”

 

Only 2 people will ever get this joke.

Mustache Styles!!!!!!!