I ate 12! I want to say thanks to all my family and friends that came out to Screams for our wedding! Samantha and I had the best night ever. We spent the whole night wishing that it would never end. I guess we will all have to wait till next year and the anniversary party! So from the bottom of my heart thank you for making this the best night of my life!
P.S. Sorry I ate you Michelle!
Recently a Super Homie of mine (Chris Ebling) moved off to Arkangay! So I am now accepting new Super Homie applications. Chris and I hung out a lot while we were roommates. We shared a lot of similar interests and a lot of good times. But you can’t just be any geek off the street there are some pretty serious requirements.
This is Chris! Big shoes to fill.
Here is a list of activities/duties that a Super Homie may have to perform or participate in at some point:
Have to enjoy extremely good/bad Horror/SciFi Films
Can not be afraid of male nudity?
Babysitting
Mediocre Goodtimes!
Art!
Blogs
Listening to bitching/complaining/whining!
Mustache support/protection.
Road Trips
Not Moving to Arkansas.
Uncircumcised.
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Chris has been gone for awhile now and I am getting pretty down. Samantha and I both miss our movie watching homie. The AM sessions are not as packed and who else will watch the kids for a movie and some internet!
I miss you Chris come back home!
Please email all applications to mediocremandbclub@hotmail.com.
Okay so I have Netflix and I fing love it. Netflix is the best thing I have ever been a part of (besides Sam and Mediocre and Skateboarding). It has allowed me to experience a broad range of films that I would have normally skipped over. Timecrimes is a movie that I would have skipped over for sure. This is a foreign film from Spain and the Spaniards got themselves one sweet film. I really don’t want to get into too much detail about the film since it is such a intense film that pushes you to look deeper into and see what is really going down. It also forces you to like its sort of plain and sometimes frustrating characters. This movie has all the twists and turns and flips you can handle. I would call it Science Fiction/Horror. It has time traveling, death, murder, love, and some stabbing (maybe a boob or two).
I hope that if you read this you take the time to check this film out. I am serious when I say you will like it and it will make you think. I watch a ton of movies and this one is so much better then average. Please pick it up! You will not be disappointed.
I am kind of at a loss of words when I think about my movie experience with Martyrs. I have read a lot of reviews and peoples opinions on line, I agree with some and disagree with others. People have very different views of this movie and some people just didn’t get it. I can’t write a summary or review of this movie because I am not as deep as this movie is. 
I will say that French people are nuts! I will also say that I finally know the definition of the word “ultraviolent”! I thought that I knew what “ultraviolent” meant but now I realize that I only knew what “violent”, “very violent”, and “mega violent” means. All I really want to say is that everyone should see this movie. Half of the people who watch it will only get about 30 mins into it and give up. Others will never understand it, some will hate it , and only a chosen few will enjoy this film. Give it a shot!
Here are some films you should not miss. One action/sci fi flick, one horror film, and a funny zombie epic! Read some then watch some or all!
You think I might like this movie just because of the mustache but that is not true (or at least not the whole truth). This movie has robots, villains (without mustaches but in KISS), heat seeking bullets, hot chicks, explosions, and Tom Selleck ( with a mustache). So please watch this movie I guarantee you will love it. Runaway gets 4 out of 5 mustaches!
Do you want to be scared? This movie is the most insane and scary film that I have seen in like ever. I seriously had to wake Samantha up just so I could go potty in the middle of the night. The 80’s were good for horror movies! This thing is 1980 and it is freaking sweet. Please watch this film and get freaked out. And don’t worry this ain’t that Angelina Jolie junk movie! This is the real deal with George C. Scott.
Just watch this film. Do you like to laugh? Do you like Zombies? Do you like stupid people? I can’t help but love this film!
So I know I have not done a movie review in a long, long, long time. I have seen a couple of movies but nothing has really even been worth writing about. Here’s one that I watched last night that isn’t really worth talking about but totally worth warning people about.
Death Tunnel was only 1.99 at entertainmart which should or could have been a warning to the possibility that it would suck balls. I was tricked by a cleverly written description on the back of the dvd. It mentions 5 sexy coeds, abandoned sanitorium (this is how they spelled it on the dvd.), grisly corridors, horror and a tunnel of death. What it omitted was the fact that the movie was extremely over produced and made no sense. It tried to do one of those tarantino things where it shoots from the end to the beginning to the middle to the beginning to the middle to the end to the beginning. This movie could not make up its mind! Only saving grace was a few boobs but even that couldn’t get me to the end of this horrible film. This is a major DO NOT WATCH OR WASTE YOUR MONEY film!
10. Convince Shane to film for and skate in Mediocre 2 : Return of the Wash Ups!
9. Dreadlocks!
8. Eat more Fruit and Vegetables!
7. Get Married!
6. Watch every Horror Movie on Net Flix.
5. Visit Kansas and Hang with Matt and Emily!
4. Get Tattooed by Jud up in Arkansas.
3. Love Samantha!
2. Paint More!
1. Skate more and Film more with all the Mediocre guys and make memories with the Homies!
Now seriously I am not a huge weed/pot/shroom dude but I did enjoy this flick. It is probably a 3.5 star out of 5 star movie. The production value is real good some seriously awesome dude who likes shrooms must have put up a lot of cash for this flick. The story is the basic horror flick in the woods old story about scary creepy dudes turns horribly weird. So if you are running out of great movies to watch this is a pretty good one. People die and people trip!
I am watching Demons 2 at the moment so get ready for that review tomorrow!
Make sure you check out Samantha’s review of this same movie!!! Click Link Below and Have Fun!
I have mentioned it before but Samantha and I tend to have a weird taste in movies. But this is the first movie that she actually recommended that I loved!! I know so far my movie reviews have basicly sucked. For me movies either SUCK or RULE. There usually isn’t much grey area for me.
Well this movie Rules! I would give it a 5 out of 5 stars! It is a foreign film so it does involve some reading but for most people that is not a problem unless your 3. And if you are 3 then this is not the movie for you because it is actually one of the more violent films I have ever seen in my life. The scenes of violence and murder are very real and the black and white film just makes it seem that much more dark. This movie for sure inspired other films that rock with a similar plots like Behind the Mask, and The Blair Witch. Man Bites Dog is about a likable serial killer who is being followed by a documentary film crew. But it really is the way you and the film crew sort of fall for Ben (the serial killer) he is an amazing character that you cheer for. This movie is a must see for all people who love horror! The movie has the perfect mix of laughter, horror, murder, and awkward moments that make you want to look away. I do not want to send this movie back to Netflix! I need it for Christmas!!
Make sure you check out a hottie that has better reviews then me…..http://lostinreno.wordpress.com/2008/11/27/movies-4/
Feast 2! Wow! I mean awesome! Now I would even say that this film surpasses the original. It actually took me a long time to watch the first one (I never saw the show on HBO). But I thought it was great. Sloppy Seconds was just plain awesome. Just enough gore and monsters and just enough boobs and babes. The only thing that could have improved this movie at all would have been a bigger budget. The story is perfect and simple its all about monsters who eat people. I love it when they keep it simple. Trust me watch this movie and have a great time. (Plus there are tattooed naked woman in this movie!!) 4 stars!
Samantha is better at movie reviews…..http://lostinreno.wordpress.com/2008/11/25/movies-3/
