35% Mustache, 10% Tattoos, 8% Movies, 17% Skateboarding, 15% Pegacorns, 14% Crap, 1% Other Mythical Creatures, but 100% Mediocre!

Eleven months ago I stole an idea from a friend of mine. Okay well I didn’t steal it I was inspired by it. Look Mack told me it would be cool if I started a blog since I was inspired by his. In todays society things tend to be very politically correct and a blog seems like a pretty sweet way to express ones self in a no boundaries sort of way. For me I enjoy the excitement of being able to throw out little pieces of myself onto the world wide web.

Just sharing little moments of my life whether it be in photos, run-on sentences, rants, or raves, or in the description of a mythical creature and its powers! I have come to embrace this little blog adventure. At times when I have nothing to do or have some time to waste it gives me what I see as a creative out let. I can chat about friends (old and new), I can talk about my frustrations with my skateboard and my friends (old and new), I can twitter (or tweet), I can laugh and cry, and I can do it all naked. Just random freedom in my own blog world. Themostmediocre is my guts spilt out on to your computer screen and that can be mildly intimate.

I also try to pimp out my friends on here from Matt at Red Sea Tattoo, Jesse Grubbs, Matt and Justin at Juma, Samantha, and anyone else I can think of. I have enjoyed and struggled with this thing. I want it to be creative even when I am not. I want people to love it even when they do not love me. I want to have something that reaches outside of my family, friends, and regular circle of life. Samantha says I do it cause I have a giant fragile ego that must be stroked on a regular basis by strangers. Samantha is not always right.

Why have I decided to share this little piece of me? Why do I suddenly feel like I have to well defend my blog? Or for that matter my bulletins, my run-on sentences, and my creative use of the in correct “then”. Well here it is I have recently come under attack by what I can only describe as language or opinion nazis. I think it is kind of funny, don’t get me wrong, the english majors who work at the local Kroger, the late night computer nerd still searching to find that special over seas bride, or that bored ex tattoo artist in Japan (dude I had to get you!) like to pick on my blog. Jesus I mean of all the blogs in all the world they had to stumble onto mine. Is my blog on some sort of grammar police web site for violations against grammar or spelling. I just wanted to let the world know why I was here and why I enjoy it so much and why the nazis can suck it.

This special picture is for all you weirdos out there or their or theare! Or just where ever you might be! Its on you silly bastards! Love me or hate me I know that you love me no matter what you really feel or think your love spills out all over my blog by the way you pay attention to it with so much of your love/hate grammar/spelling/obama love comment/mail/bulletin/awesome comments about mythical creatures of hope and prosperity.

Art Wall of Doom.

The Art Wall of Doom grows bigger with every random piece of sweet art we can get our hands on. What’s your favorite piece??

I miss my Faith. I miss my Jesus.

If anyone has seen my Faith or Jesus let me know where I can get some.

Recent Additions to my Art Collection.

So I have an exciting art wall in my apartment that has lots of different stuff all over it. Here are a couple new additions to the mix. The pin striping is from my homie Adam. The sweet eagle (not a print) is from Matt Headley up in the ITC. And the sweet last supper my Mom got me from a thrift store.

Jesus Shrine Update!!!

So the Jesus Shrine was a little dim. Jesus was sort of in these little caves and it took some of the shine away from Jesus. I had an idea “Tap Lights“! I really put it off for a long time and had almost forgot about my idea till I saw some tap lights at the Walmart. Just by chance I found a 2 pack of tap lights with batteries which was a sweet deal. And in the end it could not have turned out any better it was so awesome when I turned on the tap lights!!!!! I had to share it with the world.

 

 

 

Tattoo #5

This tattoo is freaking sweet if I say so myself. I got this tattoo up at Red Sea Tattoo in Wichita, Kansas by Matt Headley. I feel there are a lot of awesome things that everyone should have tattooed on them. Some examples are Jesus, Snake, Dagger, Panther, Roses, and of coarse some Praying Hands. I wanted some different praying hands and I always liked seeing stuff (especially tattooed Jesus’s) that had a blue tint to it like they were dead. So we did the hands with the cool blue tint to them and some yellow roses for Texas. Matt threw in the awesome pink flames only to prove that real men can have pink tattoos. This is a super hard tattoo to show off since it is under my arm but every once and awhile it pops out during the gun show! haha!

P.S. Matt did the pink last and wow it did not feel good.

Jesus Shrine Stands Alone.

I finally got the Jesus Shrine standing alone again in its own special home. Not that I don’t like the owls or angels or other weird little things that Samantha collects, but Jesus is sort of a vip. When I am alone and staring at the Jesus Shrine I don’t want to be distracted by random craziness. I am stoked on how much the Jesus Shrine has grown but I plan on making this one the best shrines ever!! I really need some sort of Jesus Lamp! That would be the ultimate super topper for the Jesus Shrine.

 

I found Jesus………..

……..at the Goodwill in Arlington!

 

Jesus Shrine 2.0 : The Rebuild

Jesus Shrine 2.0 has really taken off due mostly to Samantha’s thrift store shop-a-thon! She found some seriously good shrine material recently and the shrine is really starting to come together. This weekend I am going to run around a little bit and see if I can’t find a slightly better table to put it all together. So get krunk on my sweet Jesus Shrine 2.0.

Rebuild Jesus!

I used to have this really kick butt Jesus Shrine at my old apartment with a bunch of off the wall Jesus memorabilia. I really did love the thing. There was some sweet stuff I had collected over the years not to mention a ton of gifts from family and friends. Unfortunately, the Jesus Shrine was stolen! Yes I said “My ex girlfriend stole my Jesus Shrine!” Now if that is not some sort of serious SIN then I don’t know what is. I can’t help but wonder what she did with it or if it is just sitting at her parents house or maybe in a box in a closet. So I decided it was time to rebuild my faith and my shrine. It isn’t much at the moment but it will slowly and surely be growing over the next few months. I am always looking for cool stuff so if for some crazy reason you got some sweet Jesus Stuff let me know. Jesus Shrine 2.0 is going to be sweet!!