When life gives you lemons just buy dart guns!

Lately life has been beating me up. I feel like I am making the hardest decisions of my life. I am questioning who I am as a person and who I am as a provider for my family. When I really look back at it I have had a pretty easy year with Samantha and the girls. We have always made the best of the things we have and appreciate everything that we are given. I want to take care of my new family, spend time with them, and enjoy my life. I am searching like everyone else in this world for a little piece of peace. I don’t think anything I just typed makes any sense at all!!!!!! Feelings and words are sometimes hard to bring together in happy time!

I guess I have just lost a little bit of my swag! I got knocked down about twenty self esteem levels. But maybe I am just being a baby or maybe I am just miss-understanding everything that has happened in the last 4 weeks. Or I have lost my mind!

When the world gives you lemons go buy dart guns!

 

I am still going to call him Adam!

You might know him, you might fear him, you might be annoyed by him, but you can’t really miss Adam “Auby” Taylor. He skates in real life the way you might skate in your dreams. So here is his Mag Minute, I promise you will be stoked!

If you ever want to see Adam in real life you might find him lurking in Index!

Value Center find of the Year!

Okay so this is the Value Center!

Basiclly whenever I go see Matt up at Red Sea Tattoo in Wichita Kansas I stop off at the Value Center. I always seem to walk away with something that makes me smile! From owls, to bowling balls, to suits, whatever I am looking for they have it before I need it. It is just your average sort of thrift store but it must be in the twilight zone cause it is always full of awesome stuff and scary people! I mean it is almost worth the 5 hour trip just for the Value Center! So here is my exciting score from my most recent trip to Kansas with Samantha.

Ya that right this is a GT Coyote 3!!!!! Not a Coyote 1 or 2 this is a 3 bagger! And it is all powder blue to set it off. I just barely saw this thing sitting up on a high self. It was probably there to stop little kids from breaking their necks in the Value Center. I almost could not control myself when I found it! And as you can see it was only $1.98! It was not a deal just a steal! Ryan (the previous owner) wrote his name 3 times on the bottom of this time and who wouldn’t if they owned a GT Coyote 3! Once back in Dallas I took it by Index to show it off and got the mad hook up from Dameon and Jon who gave me some bushings and bearings! Thanks Guys!

P.S. Keep a look out for my next Coyote blog cause funny things await!

Kroger Parking Lot Mustache!

So I was going by Kroger to deposit some money in the parking lot when BANG out of nowhere MUSTACHE. I found this picture just sitting on the ground face down. I picked it up due to my new obsession with a new magazine called Found! (check it out!! Found!!) This is a picture of Luis Lauro Vaz. 27 yrs old on 3/85. Or at least that is what it says on the back of the picture. I think the two best things about this picture are the pearl button shirt he is rocking and the picture of him in the back ground rocking the glasses. This just proves that mustaches are all connected in the universe! Grow one or be lost!

The Texas Pothole In Kansas!

Emily and Matt found this thing in Wichita, Kansas! They run special tours twice a week for a small fee to check it out. Its location is a tightly guarded secret!

The Best thing that I have ever seen on The Berrics!

Put this in your pipe and smoke it.

NICK MCLOUTH showing you the proper way to ride a skateboard!

Don’t forget the rest of The Berrics is okay too!

Mustache Cup 2!

Timecrimes : The Best Movie I have seen in my life!

Okay so I have Netflix and I fing love it. Netflix is the best thing I have ever been a part of (besides Sam and Mediocre and Skateboarding). It has allowed me to experience a broad range of films that I would have normally skipped over. Timecrimes is a movie that I would have skipped over for sure. This is a foreign film from Spain and the Spaniards got themselves one sweet film. I really don’t want to get into too much detail about the film since it is such a intense film that pushes you to look deeper into and see what is really going down. It also forces you to like its sort of plain and sometimes frustrating characters. This movie has all the twists and turns and flips you can handle. I would call it Science Fiction/Horror. It has time traveling, death, murder, love, and some stabbing (maybe a boob or two).

I hope that if you read this you take the time to check this film out. I am serious when I say you will like it and it will make you think. I watch a ton of movies and this one is so much better then average. Please pick it up!  You will not be disappointed.

Movies that you SHOULD watch!

Here are some films you should not miss. One action/sci fi flick, one horror film, and a funny zombie epic! Read some then watch some or all!

You think I might like this movie just because of the mustache but that is not true (or at least not the whole truth). This movie has robots, villains (without mustaches but in KISS), heat seeking bullets, hot chicks, explosions, and Tom Selleck ( with a mustache). So please watch this movie I guarantee you will love it. Runaway gets 4 out of 5 mustaches!

Do you want to be scared? This movie is the most insane and scary film that I have seen in like ever. I seriously had to wake Samantha up just so I could go potty in the middle of the night. The 80’s were good for horror movies! This thing is 1980 and it is freaking sweet. Please watch this film and get freaked out. And don’t worry this ain’t that Angelina Jolie junk movie! This is the real deal with George C. Scott.

Just watch this film. Do you like to laugh? Do you like Zombies? Do you like stupid people? I can’t help but love this film!

New Mustache Picture for your Face!